The Cobb Legacy 1.1
So, let’s get started. This is Netitia, known as Nettie, my new founder. As you can see from her stats, she’s not the nicest person in the world (more of a Wilma than a Nettie… points to anyone who gets that). But she’s cute, and that’s what counts. If you don’t believe me, check how many people loved Danica Dallas.
I had a look at the Legacy challenge and found out I could start in Uni, and I thought that was a bloody brilliant start for a romance sim. So, I sent her to a dorm, and immediately nabbed the best room (read: room with a computer).
Nettie tries to dance.
And instantly gets mocked for it.
And because she’s no Ava, she doesn’t care what people think, Nettie gets pissed off.
And, she’s thrilled about being pissed off.
Awesomest founder who ever awesomed.
Nettie: *throws drink* You have a weird neck. Tee hee!
Evil Dormie (Jasmine): I HATE GLASSES!
Time at dorm: 2 sim hours. Crying dormies: 1. A good start.
Jasmine appears to be lacking in nice points too.
Of course, Nettie’s not going to walk away from this without slapping her back.
I am deeply ashamed of my founder. Nettie, stop crying!
Oooh! Fight! And this was autonomous!
Note the cook is cheering on Jasmine? He’s just in a mood because I was going to have one of her turn-ons being a good cook, but changed my mind.
And Jasmine hands Nettie’s ass to her. Tragic.
I just keep telling myself, at least she’s crying because she lost a fight, and not because some bitch in a fugly dress was mean.
Oh, she’s making friends left, right and centre.
It must be that winning smile she keeps beaming at people.
Jasmine either has a cunning plan or a death wish.
Either way, it’s pretty stupid to let your brand new favourite enemy give you a makeover.
And even more stupid to like the makeover.
(that’s a quote that I love to use)
Nettie, you fail at life. You don’t like people, fair enough. You don’t like Jasmine (in a big way), fair enough. You quite like fighting, fair enough.
YOU SUCK AT FIGHTING, NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
I suspect things are not going well.
Nettie: Oy, boy who doesn’t like me! I lost a fight! *seethes*
So Nettie tries to get over it by dancing…
… de-fuglyfying the dorm…
… and heading downtown!
Where she DJ’s, despite having no skill points in any category at all, and being so crap at dancing that it earned her an enemy in two sim hours.
… does a cheesy grin…
… and repeat until insane.
Let’s get a close-up on that grin!
She scopes the room and likes this guy, tragically “decent genetics” is not an option as a turn-on, so I move her on.
I swear to god that Nettie is not a romance sim. She rolled a want of getting pictures. Not getting laid in a booth, but getting a picture of herself. Effing tragic.
I tried to make her talk to this random sim, but Nettie wasn’t having any of it, so we moved to a different venue.
ONLY. PERSON. IN. THERE.
Nettie: Pollution rocks!
I suspect she’s not going to be Nettie’s new best friend.
Nettie: I FUCKING HATE BIRDS!
I can’t work out whether she’s dancing or talking.
Nettie: I STILL FUCKING HATE BIRDS!
Nettie: *spazzes out in a dancey way*
Black-haired Dormie (Cooper): *cheers*
I don’t care if he’s a fug. He’s put up with Nettie’s anti-bird rants repeatedly, and is now being kind to her bad dancing. He’s getting laid.
What the hell is she doing?
Then they find a topic they can agree on.
Plan Get Cooper Laid is working!
Yes, Nettie, you are officially made of awesome. You have not been mean to Cooper for several sim hours. Well done.
Nettie: So, now that I’m going to do you, can you be just a little pretty for me?
Nettie: Awesome. Now lose the pants.
Nettie: Not quite what I meant by “lose the pants” but I can’t complain.
Nettie: Now you’re getting it.
This is not Nettie’s “Awesome, I just got laid” face, this is her “Awesome, I get to make the bed” face.
Finally she gets into being a romance sim by dancing around in her pants.
The girl in front is checking her rack, while the red haired guy is oggling her bum.
Nettie has a half-decent conversation with the girl who was oggling her boobs. Miraculously, it doesn’t end in minus-minus.
Nettie: So, sex now?
So, Nettie takes her rage out on her favourite punching bag.
How on earth did that result in a minus-minus? I thought these two hated each other more than anything else in the world. There’s only so much minus to be had.
Is Nettie going over to apologise?
Jasmine, yet again, pwns Nettie.
Nettie: Despite all evidence to the contrary, I’m quite a peaceful person.
Blonde Dormie: Peace, huh?
Blonde Dormie: What you want to do is bomb everyone!
Nettie: And turn them into ghosts!
Blonde Dormie: Ghosts? No. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Poor Nettie, everyone in this dorm is crazier than her.
Nettie doesn’t actually need a body point at the moment. But I suspect the fact that she has none factors into how she keeps losing at fights. Plus, it’s fun seeing the entire dorm bitch about wanting to dance in the exact spot that Nettie is occupying.
We interupt this Legacy update with a picspam of the many faces of Nettie.
This is her usual face.
This is her “Bitch, I’m so damned cool” face.
This is her “Ooops, may have set fire to a dormie” face.
And this is her “Manowar’s got nothing on Britney, Bee-yatch” face.
This is the first thing that happens when Nettie gets back from class.
But at least people are cheering for Nettie now. But who is going to win…?
*does the dance of joy* YAY! That body point was totally worth missing class for!
Nettie celebrates by holding hands with her boyfriend and standing in a table.
Nothing is funnier than noticing your sims are autonomosly smustling.
Except for maybe when everyone else stops, but your founder continues.
We have a pervy dormie! Yay!
Nettie: Ever done the maid? Or at least made out with them?
Dormie: I’m so bored that my teeth have slid out of my chin.
Actually, I think she must be stoned, because she’s so agreeable while looking so dazed.
Dormie: DO NOT WANT! RAPE!
I stand by my earlier statement that Nettie is surrounded by people who are crazier than her.
Yeah, see above.
Bugger, I thought Cooper was in class.
Let the bitch-slapping commence.
I love how almost all of my sims immediately do an angry “Dang, she’s hott” right after catching someone cheating. And Nettie, STOP CRYING!
Nettie: So, did you know that lesbians accesorise?
Pointy Cheerleader: I’m so fucking bored I wish my teeth would slide out of my chin.
WTF? Nobody did anything!
Does anyone else want to boolprop the cheerleader to kingdom come when she does this?
To hell with it, if Nettie’s going to be accused of cheating, she might as well cheat. Plus, it might make the cheerleader shut up.
Well, swooning is better than cheering.
And naughtiness shall ensue!
Nettie, what are you planning?
That’s hardly new, is it?
Oh, what now?
They hate each other so much that if I leave Nettie to her own devices, she or Jasmine will fight.
Like this. *sigh*
I’m proud of this pic though.
Looks like Nettie needs to start working out again.
She just never stops crying at the moment.
And then! Divine intervention! Jasmine is hit by lightning.
I send Nettie out to mock her for it.
And then Nettie gets hit by lightning.
She seems to be upset about something.
So, I move her away from the crazy into a nice pink, girly dorm.
This is the first guy she met in her new dorm. Not exactly a hottie, but he has red hair, and that’s one of her turn-ons.
However, in my plotting, I’d failed to factor in Nettie’s split personality.
Nettie: I don’t care what my previous dormies said, I’m not that kind of girl!
Once again, we’re doing makeovers to defug the dorm.
I love how she gets plus points, even when it goes wrong. It was at this point she got her bronze badge in cosmetology.
Bald Dude: OMFG, my life is over!
Nettie: Oh, come on, it’s not that bad. It’s not like you were pretty to begin with.
Isn’t it amazing what the right hair can do for a fug?
Nettie: So, sex now?
Nettie finds another redhead to talk to. You know, I’m starting to think that my legacy founder might be gay.
My founder is so awesome, she can walk through a table.
Nettie: Catch me, pretty girl!
Redhead: Like, I’m totally sorry, but, like, I totally didn’t understand what you wanted.
Nettie: That’s ok, hugs?
Redhead: Yes, but no more than that.
More hugging, this is as much as I can get up to before they minus-minus at each other.
I DON’T GET IT. This girl has red hair and costume makeup (freckles). SHE’S YOUR TYPE, NETTIE, JUST DO HER ALREADY!
Yay! A kiss, finally.
By the way, this is her room. Isn’t it nice?
Dormie: OMG! There’s something in my way! HEEEEEEEEELP!
You know, I only had Nettie “ask to join”. I do not understand the stupidity of this dorm.
I’ve grown tired of this bitch, so I decide to make her an enemy by pranking her.
And suddenly we’re on to a winner. They’re plus-plussing all over the place.
See, they’re enjoying each other’s company now.
Until the redhead mentions Aladdin.
Nettie: Wanna be best friends?
Dormie: Not even if you paid me.
Nettie’s social bar was dropping, so I had her bug the redhead for conversation.
And the redhead is a live ghost.
Nettie has smooched a ghost.
Then she went to class as a ghost. At 3am. Weird girl
She returned as a normal sim, and all swoony over Nettie. However, I’m now bored of her.
And so is Nettie. She gives me a “Do I have to?” face every time I ask her to do anything with the redhead. Whose name I still don’t know.
Nettie: *bored* So, you like Aladdin, huh…
Their sex is so awesome that the bed still continues to firework.
Nettie spazzes out about being a romance sim in a world of fug, and I have to say she makes a good point.
The bed is still spingle-spangling.
Even when Nettie sleeps alone. Make your own joke here.