People: Sloane the Trainee with No Clue

Sloane was one of the most genuinely stupid human beings I have ever met. On her first day she spent all eight hours drawing a heart on a piece of paper and colouring it in. In the middle she wrote “Sloanes Desk”. On about my eighty-seventh trip to the printer, I said, “You need an apostrophe.” The next time I went past it said, “Sloanes’ Desk.”