Sloane the Trainee with No Clue

Sloane was one of the most genuinely stupid human beings I have ever met. On her first day she spent all eight hours drawing a heart on a piece of paper and colouring it in. In the middle she wrote “Sloanes Desk”. On about my eighty-seventh trip to the printer, I said, “You need an apostrophe.” The next time I went past it said, “Sloanes’ Desk.”

Dodge & Burrow: Sloane has a law degree

8 December 2017

When Nina went on mat leave, Sloane joined us. She had a law degree. This made her frightfully unique in a law firm. She also had an IQ that was possibly in the minus numbers.